Embarrassing Moments - weddings, contest judges, apple trees, book sponsors, hearing aids, Alzheimers
My Father - Spanish Gents' Toilet My late father Albert went into the ladies toilet in La Giralda Spanish restaurant. He thought senoras was the plural of senor. The Apple Tree My father said, there aren't many apples on your tree. I replied, "It's been a bad year. Storms in the spring. You mean the tree nearest the window? We aren't expecting any apples. It's a pear tree." Singapore - Book Sponsor's Name At a book launch by botanist David Bellamy in Singapore the presenter forgot the name of the chief sponsor, a Chinese man, who was approaching the dais. Wedding - My Introduction At my wedding, I introduced two guests who lived in the same city, Manchester. They lived in the same house. They knew each other well, already. They were brothers. My Mother Hearing My Speech My late mother sat in the front row of the audience and smiled and laughed at all my jokes and stories all through my presentation. That was very encouraging. Afterwards, at home, I a...